random statuses that i make up for funny

these are all completely made up

• (8.28.26) me omw to search up femboys on wikipedia with protoweb bcuz i dont want anyone looking at my search history
• (8.27.26) sometimes i throw pencils at people so the lead bit of the pencil can stab their eyes
• (8.27.26) sometimes something will lead to certain circumstances (like an orgasm or something)
• (8.26.26) i had an intense urge to play hoi4 after an orgasm